The Mercy Campaign
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, a Coordinated Briefing, and the Limits of Institutional Compassion
I should note that I filed this column Thursday evening, in order to take the long weekend that a man of my particular vintage and length of service is entitled to claim without apology. If the news cycle has since moved on and some of what follows feels slightly dated by the time it reaches you, I hope you will understand. Some things, at least, remain non-negotiable. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is one of them. Long weekends are another.
I should say at the outset that I take mental health seriously. I always have. I do not think it is a subject to be weaponised, mocked, or dismissed, and I would say that plainly even in a column about a man for whom I have never had a great deal of personal warmth. In thirty-odd years of moving through the corridors and drawing rooms that adjoin the institution, I encountered a certain royal on enough occasions to form a view. I will leave it at that. The view was not a flattering one.
But this is not a column about personal impressions. It is a column about an institution, and about what the institution appears, very deliberately, to be doing.
Thie week, readers of both The Daily Mail and The Times were treated to what the trade calls a “simultaneous exclusive,” which is, of course, not an exclusive at all. Both papers reported that Prince Edward had paid a private Easter visit to his brother Andrew, motivated by genuine concern for Andrew’s mental and emotional state. The Mail cited a source describing Andrew’s condition as “fragile.” The Times framed Edward’s visit as a show of support following Andrew’s arrest in February on suspicion of misconduct in public office.
When the same story lands in two papers at once, somebody put it there. That is not a conspiracy theory. It is how royal media management works, and always has. Edward and the Princess Royal’s press operations run through the King’s communications team. I simply do not believe that stories of this sensitivity and this specificity circulate without consent from the top. If they did, it would constitute an extraordinarily aggressive act of briefing against the sovereign’s wishes by his own siblings. I do not buy that for a moment.
What I think this is, rather, is something more subtle. The political analyst Tom Sykes, writing for The Daily Beast, described it this week as a “weak signal.” I think that is exactly right. The most valuable signals in institutional politics are never the obvious ones. Strong signals are read by everyone and mean nothing in particular. Weak signals, placed carefully, in the right outlets, at the right moment, tell you something real. This one tells me that Charles is not yet prepared to sever contact with Andrew entirely, and that he is prepared to maintain a thread, however slender, through proxies: his siblings, his press operation, and the language of family concern.
That will not have pleased William, who has made his position clear. Total amputation. Nothing less.
Hannah Furness, writing in The Telegraph this week, reached for a phrase I had not heard in some time but recognised immediately: the “tea-with-the-Queen tactic.” In Andrew’s better days, and his worse ones, an audience with his mother at Windsor served a dual purpose. It reassured him. And it signalled, to those watching, that the Queen had not abandoned him. Her presence was the endorsement, even when no words of endorsement were spoken.
The Queen is gone. That particular resource has been exhausted. What remains, apparently, is the Edward-and-Sophie visit, the concerned sibling briefing, and the slow accumulation of sympathetic column inches. It is a diminished version of the same operation. And it is worth asking whether it can possibly work without her at the centre of it.
I think the honest answer is that it cannot, and not merely because the players have changed. It cannot work because the landscape has changed. The British public has made up its mind about Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. That process was well advanced before his arrest. It is now, for most people, complete. Asking the public to revisit its conclusions through the lens of a man’s fragile mental state is not persuasion. It is an irritant. And the more the Palace pushes in this direction, the more it risks confirming the suspicion that it will always, reflexively, protect its own.
Andrew Lownie, the former Duke of York’s biographer, has warned that this is precisely what is happening: a softening exercise, calibrated to prepare the public for some future accommodation. Every sympathetic briefing makes that accommodation feel more likely. Every headline about a fragile state of mind is a small withdrawal from the account of public trust that the institution has spent years trying to rebuild.
Let me be direct about something, because I think clarity is owed here.
A family can love a member who has done terrible things. A brother can visit a brother who is struggling. These acts are human, and I would not be the one to condemn them. Edward and Sophie choosing to sit with Andrew over Easter, talking about whatever families talk about when the difficult subjects become too heavy, is not something I would criticise. Families are not institutions. They operate by different rules.
But the Palace is not a family home. It is an institution, and an ancient one, and it has a press operation, and that press operation made certain decisions this week about what to put into which newspapers and when. That is where my sympathy runs out. Not with a brother checking on a brother. With the machinery that turned that visit into a coordinated message about mental fragility and family concern, placed in two national newspapers on the same morning.
There is a difference between compassion and a mercy campaign. The former is private and genuine. The latter is strategic and public. What we saw this week was the latter dressed as the former.
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has not been acquitted. He has not been exonerated. He has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, stripped of his titles, and removed from his home. That the institution now wishes us to think of him primarily as a broken man, deserving of our pity, tells us something important about where the Palace’s instincts still lie. They lie, as they have always lain, with the protection of those inside the gates.
There is one further development this week that I find myself returning to, and it does not fit neatly into the mercy campaign narrative. According to a report in Page Six, citing the royal author Robert Hardman, the Prince of Wales placed a private call to his uncle following the removal of his titles, to offer his condolences. Andrew, we are told, was very touched. William was said to be one of the few people to make contact.
Kensington Palace declined to comment.
I want to sit with that for a moment. William has made no secret, in the ways that matter in this world, of his view that Andrew represents an existential threat to the institution and should be treated accordingly. Total distance. No accommodation. And yet, if this report is accurate, he picked up the phone. Not because he was asked to. Not because the Palace machinery required it. But because a uncle had lost something, and a nephew, whatever his institutional position, chose to acknowledge that.
That is either a purely human gesture, existing entirely outside politics, or it is something more considered: a signal that even William understands the difference between what an institution must do and what a family perhaps should. I am not sure which reading I prefer. I am not sure it matters. What I do know is that it is the most quietly interesting thing to emerge from this entire week, and that Kensington Palace’s refusal to confirm or deny it tells us rather more than a confirmation would have.
And then Melania spoke
I had intended to close the column there. Then, on Thursday afternoon, the First Lady of the United States walked into the Grand Foyer of the White House and delivered what her own aides described as an extraordinary, largely unannounced statement, denying any connection to Jeffrey Epstein and calling on Congress to provide his survivors with a public hearing.
This is not, primarily, a column about American politics. But it is a column about the British Royal Family, and about the context in which that family now operates, and the Melania statement landed on the same week as the Palace’s Andrew mercy campaign in a way that is not easy to ignore.
Epstein is not receding. That much is now plain. The document releases continue. The political pressure continues. And in eighteen days, King Charles will arrive in Washington for a state visit, where he will address a joint session of Congress, dine with the President, and smile for the cameras in a city where, at this precise moment, the Epstein question is loudest.
A United States congressman, Ro Khanna, has already publicly criticised the decision not to arrange a meeting between Charles and Epstein’s survivors during the visit. The Palace’s position is that the ongoing police investigation into Andrew makes such a meeting impossible. That may be true as a legal matter. It is not a satisfying answer in a political one.
Charles walks to Washington carrying Andrew around his neck. The mercy campaign currently under way in the British press will not lighten that load. If anything, the optics of a sympathetic briefing about Andrew’s emotional fragility, running in the same week that the First Lady of the United States felt compelled to deny her connections to Epstein from the White House podium, are precisely the wrong optics at precisely the wrong moment.
The institution’s instinct to protect is old and deep. I understand it. I have watched it operate for a long time. But there are moments when that instinct becomes indistinguishable from the very problem it is trying to solve. This, I would suggest, is one of those moments.


The most effective way for a condemned person to gain public sympathy is by expressing remorse for the actions that caused the condemnation. In the case of Andrew, there has been zip, zilch remorse or sympathy for any of the victim-survivors, the effect on the Royal Family or his daughters, the Monarchy & the public. Instead of that, we hear of his complaints about his own losses, his steadfast denial of any involvement in the face of evidence to the contrary, his continued arrogance that has by exposure become legendary in his own time. Public feeling about AMW is largely driven by a decade of controversies that culminated in his February 2026 arrest on suspicion of misconduct in public office. The public sees a pattern of behavior that suggests a lack of accountability & empathy & the recent articles referring to compassion for him as a manipulation of public feeling.
If Andrew is experiencing a psychological crisis of some sort, it behooves his family members to arrange professional counseling for him but above all, to keep a low profile & not use that to engender softer public feelings or legal lenience. If he becomes so unbalanced as to be unable to face his legal responsibilities as an accused, there are legal remedies for that (such as a fitness to plead hearing). Constitutionally there are few protections available to Andrew beyond what he’s already been given which includes a very comfortable house arrest at Sandringham. Beyond individual interaction & support from family members, there is little else available to Andrew. The first duty of the Monarch is to protect the Monarchy & nothing in the constitution provides relief from Andrew's legal culpability or capacity to stand trial if the investigations result in charges, which is handled through the legal system. This is imperative as for too long, far too long the Monarchy has handled his misdeeds by internal controls rather than subjecting him to prescribed laws of the land.
It is truly a shame when a youngest sibling's desire to do the decent, right and moral thing--checking on his older brother--with a soupçon of unhappiness at being unable to use Manor Farm for the Easter holiday--becomes a signal, minor or major. As Freud might have said, sometimes a visit is only a visit. And the Royal Press office should be kicked in the derriere for revealing and using it. Maybe that tells us something about Charles?